Speeding Tickets

23 Февраль 2009

How To Beat A Speeding Ticket

So there you are making your way to work, traffic is flowing in its normal pattern and it feels like it is going to be a good day. Of course it is too good to be true because you just got caught speeding. Slightly annoyed with the remarkable circumstances you incidentally whisper under your breath, “God damn it not another speeding ticket,” and your thoughts are set a swirl pondering, how can I beat this one?

Here is the thing, I am a mother of three. I got a car payment that is past due, the economy on my noggin and student loans I still have to pay for. The last thing I need is one more traffic ticket. I have been there, done that and it is not cheap. So you hand over your license, registration and insurance card. He lollygags over to his ticket horse to trifle in the affairs of others and dawdles back to give you a speeding fine.

So I plead with the Ticket Nazi, “Come on, is there anyway you could find it in your heart to issue me a fix it ticket or something instead?” He gazes at me like he knows my pain; nonetheless he hands me a speeding ticket anyway. Then I get back on the road hoping I don’t somehow hose up again and get myself more traffic tickets.

How do I get stopped in a Chevy Astro van? I know it is ugly but I’ll be damned, it aint that bad! It is not as though I was driving like I stolen it or trying to set a new record. I just happened to encounter a ticket tyrant and I cannot afford it.

As if forgetting my utility payment wasn’t enough, throwing in speeding fines to my exquisite pile of debt was what encouraged me to find a way of getting out of it. My only question was what was the best way to go about it? So I headed to the bibliotheca to gather information. In today’s society I knew there had to be a weak spot in the system somewhere.

I was studying the law publications but to be real, I didn’t understand a damn word of it. I then redirected my eyes to some book that guarantees you will beat speeding fines but as I am skimming through I realize that it was published for violations occurring in Alabama. I don’t live in that state! Now I am getting really aggravated and feeling crushed and ready to go home and edit my budget to allow for this inane traffic ticket.

Nearly sobbing myself into oblivion, some gentleman tells me to try this book that he found on the internet because it worked for him. So I reckon I got nothing to lose. I could feel a bit of euphoria as I came upon the site because it was simple and chalked full of relevant information.

What I did not know at the time I was stopped is how circumstantial a laser or radar gun becomes as evidence. It sucked that I still had to pay a little bit of the infraction but at least I got to keep some cash.

Not so long ago I was stopped again by a ticket overlord but that time I knew what to do. I did get the ticket nullified and I swear by this book. Woo hoo! Mommy did it, it’s my birthday! Yes, there are ways to beat traffic tickets. If this simple minded mom can do it then I am certain you can too. Let those thieving bastards stop me again muhahahahaha…

26 Сентябрь 2008

Fighting Speeding Tickets

Nothing can kill your driving enthusiasm like a traffic ticket. Since I love to drive…fast that is; the overall conundrum with it is called speeding tickets. I execrate speeding tickets.

I know I am not the only one who has gotten one of these carbon copy statements of lawlessness. They are ignominious for the most part. Like… Once upon a time I was taking a trip with my friend and I got stopped for going slightly under way too fast. There were no signs indicating a speed change coming off the freeway on the Oregon Coast.

If a speedometer on a automobile measure up to 120mph, what is the point of a speed limit at 65mph on the fast lane? They want you to break the law so they can filch your money. I reckon police get their kicks off making you feel unenlightened by asking you why you’re going so fast. Doyee! They must think you are foolish enough to admit you’re guilty before you have the chance to use the law in your favor.

You know what else I think is unfair when it comes to speeding tickets? Appealing them; not only does it disrupt your life, court usually arranged for you at the most incommodious time like midst working hours. WTF? It is like defrauding because your’ nominal citation has magically turned a $200.00 ticket into a hardship because you were cheated out of a day of work. We need to stick it to the man and fight speeding tickets!

Honest story; I got off easy with a warning for cruising 90mph in a 30mph zone, passing on a double yellow converging with diametrically opposed traffic, which just so happened to be a different colored cop car, in a car registered in Oklahoma, a driver’s license issued in Ohio and insurance in Arizona. I believe if you are female and are fortunate enough to get stopped by a boy, you have a slight advantage when it comes to the chance of being issued just a warning then a full infraction.

Now I fancy that I got off easy because I was wearing one of those bikinis that make your boobies look really big, but I would have to say for all those infringements which were blatantly obvious, I got lucky because he could not demonstrate that I was speeding. When you take into account he did not have the means to have accurately clocked my speed; he could not have been able to pace me and speed was not being checked by air radar in that area either so fortunately for me, he had no means to prove anything for his defense.

After educating myself with this eBook I came across on fighting speeding tickets, in hindsight I can say it was absolutely the scarcity of valid evidence that got me off Scott Free, not my smile. I hardly ever get as lucky as formerly indicated but now I am confident I have a practical defense concerning my tickets being abridged or annulled.

This most assuredly outweighs the alternative formally called driving school which inescapably humiliates you to the class of a fundamental meaning that the color yellow means caution. My driving history is not actually free of debris and my insurance cost more than my car payment so let me give it to you straight. I have complications following the posted speed signs when my car and law conflict. For instance sex and STDs or Speeding Ticket Disasters! Abstaining from sex will definitely work but having protection feels better.

Come on! How do you obtain a speeding ticket going that slow? I know grandmas that can walk faster than that! No doubt not driving is an absolute decision to bypass carbon copy money grams but if you are easily irritated like me you just cannot for lack of better words hold up slowing moving along behind some lady named Formelda Hyde in a Ford Taurus with a Golden Girl in the passenger seat.
Long story short, fighting the flagrant speeding ticket is so easy a kid could do it if you know where to look for the knowledge you need to subdue it.